Yay!! My post that I submitted for Shitfest 2015! And be sure to read the comments, they’re just as entertaining as the post itself! Maybe even more! hehe
THIS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY THE DELICIOUS:
Since I’m really not great at writing long reviews, I decided that I would do 5 mini-reviews instead. Enjoy! 🙂
House of 1000 Corpses
So Rob Zombie made a movie? That’ll be awesome! *puts it in the dvd player* Oh, I’m sure it just starts slow… *waits* Any time now… *waits more* Oh look, gore… *waits* And, oh, more gore… *sighs* Maybe I’ve got some email to check… *heavy sighs* Or maybe a tooth to get pulled… oh look, it’s over. Hallelujah. Note to all future horror film makers: Copious amounts of gore and little else does NOT make a good film. It tries so hard to be weird that it just ends up being silly and, even worse, boring. What a waste of celluloid. 1/10, and that’s probably generous.
House of the Dead
I’ve never openly scorned a film, loudly, in…
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