Sometimes while watching a horror movie, you just have to roll your eyes at some of the choices that the characters make, or even yell at them and throw popcorn at the screen. So many horror movie deaths could have been avoided if the characters had just followed these simple rules.
1- If you come across a restless spirit, you need to put it to rest. Throw salt over its bones and then burn them to make sure it can’t come back.
2- If you’ve watched a cursed videotape, just make a copy and pass it on to someone else.
3- If someone offers you “wine” in a bejeweled bottle, don’t drink it.
4- A scary, abandoned building that’s supposedly haunted with murderous spirits is not a good place for a party or romantic interlude.
5- The clown in the sewer is NOT your friend.
6- Don’t. Read. The fucking. Latin.
7- Making a deal with the devil or a demon will always bite you in the ass. Always. Just say no.
8- If you find two feral children in the woods, just leave them there.
9- If your house is constantly trying to kill you, get the fuck out!
10- Don’t buy dolls. Of any kind. Just don’t do it.
11- Stop after the fourth “Candyman” (or second “Bloody Mary”). Don’t mess with that shit.
12- A Ouija board is not a cute, harmless toy to give your kids.
13- Stay out of the basement.
14- Don’t play with hypnotism. You never know who, or what, will hitch a ride back.
15- Playing God is a bad idea.
16- Testing dangerous, new, untried experiments on yourself is a really bad idea.
17- And, finally, whatever you do, don’t.. fall.. asleep.
Follow these rules, and you should live to see another day!! 😀